Lately, I’ve been coming across more amazing things than I could ever hoard for myself. Etsy provides!
In the interest of making your bank account sweat, here’s a new little series of objects I covet but cannot own, called:
Don’t you need…
…a silk handkerchief, showing a woman crying with a hankie? Instructional and meta.
And weren’t you saying you needed an original drawing of Lou Reed?
Or how about a funky ’70s bedroom set? Lots of space for cats to hide out!
Killer Wayne’s World cards. I’ll probably end up buying these if you don’t. She’s also got some great Pulp Fiction and Mean Girls ones.
Tangerine suede portfolio clutch: kind of sweating this big time. Buy it so I don’t, please!
You need a scarf inspired by the Caspian Sea. Don’t even question these things.
Shiny things for less than thirty dollars. GO NOW.

And how about a weird gelatinous sculpture? Handblown glass from Norway!
Everyone needs a carved folk art cane. Trust.
Stuffed plants that you can’t kill. You need these.
Damn, that is a super swanky casserole dish from the ’50s. GOLD.
That is one sexy Swiss watch. Yowch.
They won’t take up much room, I promise.
That’s all for now, but check back soon! My cup overfloweth.














i just know i’m going to love this series. i need those plants. the walking stick is amazing and reminds me of when the alien comes out of the guy’s stomach, except with eyes. really love that self-referential handkerchief.
Oh, a pair of great local fashion bloggers makes their own portfolio clutches and I think they sell them for 10 bucks!
Link: Frashion by Marina.
(I think their were the clutches that I saw in a local shop.)
And the ’70s table is utter WANT.