Oh, hai! Just wanted to share these precious moments from the Etsy holiday party laser photo booth. Windsuits, Cosby sweaters and oversized glasses were enjoyed by all. Jeff and I had quite the photo session. We were channeling Jan and Wayne Skylar (subtext: “The Only Married News Team”) from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, and I think we pulled it off pretty well! All Jeff really needs is an eyeliner goatee…and some guyliner. I could use a Jerri Blank wig (but really, who doesn’t?).

You might be able to see my “every animal print under the sun” dress underneath my Florida-esque jacket. It’s polyester, it has a Mandarin collar and it’s fabulous. Brangin’ out the big guns for the party!

I’d love to turn this into a custom portrait from Etsy. Any suggestions for artists?